Your Mission, should you choose to accept it: Complete a 48-piece dinosaur puzzle with a 3.5 year old.
Obstacles: 3.5 year old has an ear infection (read: POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL).
Rules: No finding the flat pieces first because “it’s boring.”
For advanced challengers: Complete puzzle while nearly 8-month-old crawls on top of and eats puzzle pieces while tackling the cat, also on top of the puzzle.
Twist to the game: 3.5 year old will dump out second 48-piece dinosaur puzzle about half-way through first puzzle.
Goal: Complete one puzzle without cussing or yelling, and it must be done before noon.
Bonus points earned if puzzle is completed before morning coffee. (nothing in the rule book about Bloody Marys)
Good luck. This mother will self-destruct in 5 minutes.